The world is changing, my friend. My Alex English-style jumper from a short, slow role player was obsolete even before it was needed. Loved this read, and how it made me think of Carmelo Anthony’s return to the NBA. How do you even deal with a pre-metrics player in an uber-metrics world? Sounds like the plot to a pretty good comedy.

High five to you, because the kids on the court wouldn’t understand why we’re fist-bumping with open hands.